I NEED WATER!!!!!

We have a leak somewhere in our plumbing and water has been filling our street for a few days. Our landlord is trying to fix it but in the meantime we have to have our water turned off!
Imagine being surrounded by dogs all day...three of the hours are outsdoors in the hot sun with about 50 dogs running around you poking their nose in your crotch and butt and drooling all over your legs and licking your arms while you pick up the tennis ball with a chuck it and throw it about a ba-zillion times to appease the barking, hyper hunting-type dogs...the other 5 hours are in a van full of them panting and barking and whining wanting to get the fuck out the stinking hot van and home to their mommies. Now imagine coming home after a day like this and NOT BEING ABLE TO TAKE A SHOWER!!! Gross. I am going outside to turn on the fucking water for a few minutes so I can de-stink myself. My landlord did give us a key to the empty house next door so we can poop in a toilet that flushes. Sweet.